Oct 18, 2021

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CSI Paleolithic — The First Murder Ever

Is it too soon to crack bad jokes?

Time of death: 430,000 BC (estimated)

Crime Scene: Some cave in Spain.

Murder weapon: Stone spear.

Killer: Extinct.

This is . . .

CSI: Paleolithic.

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