CSI Paleolithic — The First Murder Ever
Is it too soon to crack bad jokes?
3 min readOct 18, 2021
Time of death: 430,000 BC (estimated)
Crime Scene: Some cave in Spain.
Murder weapon: Stone spear.
Killer: Extinct.
This is . . .
CSI: Paleolithic.
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