Taurus — The Serial Killer Sign

In our defense, we have Shakespeare!

The moment I knew I was a special star child was when I was in Sedona, AZ and a couple of psychics asked me if I was a cusp because I have Taurus traits, but I also like reading.

“What’s that?” I asked.

“Were you born around the 20th of May?”

Dammit, these women knew me! “That’s my birthday exactly!” I said, giving them $20 to tell me more.