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Taurus — The Serial Killer Sign
In our defense, we have Shakespeare!
The moment I knew I was a special star child was when I was in Sedona, AZ and a couple of psychics asked me if I was a cusp because I have Taurus traits, but I also like reading.
“What’s that?” I asked.
“Were you born around the 20th of May?”
Dammit, these women knew me! “That’s my birthday exactly!” I said, giving them $20 to tell me more.
Up to this point, the only things I knew about my birthday were a) I was a Taurus, b) I have the same birthday as Cher, and c) Anne Boleyn got her head chopped off the day before…give or take 500 years.
There are some sites that say a cusp doesn’t exist. Maybe it is the Leo ascendent in me, but let me feel special, okay?
That’s before I found out I share the cusp with Jeffrey Dahmer (born May 21). And on the other end of Taurus, Hitler was born right smack on April 20.
Ah, goddammit, H. H Holmes is pure Taurus. I already share Chicago with him. Just when I thought I may be safe.
But maybe being in the sign of serial killers isn’t such a bad thing:
So basically, if you’ve got any Taurus friends, maybe it’s time to keep them at a distance.
